- “Well you think you have problems? Try out Larry Drew’s shoes, the head coach of Milwaukee bucks. What a miserable year they are suffering through. The bucks have the worst record in the NBA.”
- “The Big Buick Mismatch… Jeff Adrien, you take off your jacket and get ready to jump into the shark tank with LeBron James.”
- “Well the pitbull point guard [Toney Douglas], always relentless.”
- “Well put on your shooting goggles at home – the Heat and Bucks both start shooting 1 for 9.”
- “LeBron with a crusher!”
- “Bosh’s shot trickles off…Is there saran wrap over both rims?”
- “I am still not convinced there is not a lid on that basket!”
- “Brandon Knight on the move, and he throws it into the seats. That even misses the fan it was intended for… I got a good idea what the promotion should have been tonight: blindfolds.”
- “Birdman is the Heat’s best offensive rebounder, and he’s banging that offensive glass here in the first half.”
- “Good ball movement… James Jones is open. Kaboom! … Kaboom, you former Miami Hurricane …we salute your professionalism.”
- “Sort of a blue collar lunch pail here in the 2nd quarter.”
- “So, Coach I gotta ask: is it the Heat’s defense, Milwaukee’s pathetic offense, or a combination of the two?”
- “Battier from downtown, Kaboom!”
- “Adrien, can you please get off James Jones?”
- “The Bucks throw it into the seats again… I feel like we’re in County Stadium in Milwaukee. The Bucks’ passing is like foul balls going into the seats.”
Tony: “Gotta be careful if you’re sitting courtside…”
Eric: “They better put tops on all the soft drinks.”
Tony: “You don’t wanna get a concussion.”
- “Third foul on Jeff Adrien and it looks like Adrien wants to have a talk with James, but James is not interested in that.”
- “You’re taking a risk sitting courtside at the game. Tony, have a seat – a reclining seat. …That is a new definition of a courtside recliner.”
- “U-donis, U-did-it on a bullet pass from Norris Cole.”
- “Long hit ahead, nice catch, touchdown Miami! Udonis, U-did-it again.”
- “You know what you gotta do with the game tape? Burn it… maybe it has something to do with the team they’re playing.”
- “Another block party for Miami under the Bucks’ basket.”
- “Tony, how about the Bucks with 46 through 3 quarters? Pedestrian.”
- “‘Antetokounmpo.’ Try putting that name on your lunch box.”
- “Rashard, nice lean back lay in.”
- “Birdman with the block… Birdman with the rebound, but not for long… Birdman repels the shot… and the Birdman, protecting the nest.”
- “Bird is the word on the glass tonight… the love affair [for Birdman] in Miami is growing and growing, just like his beard.”
- “If you stay up past midnight to watch this game all over again, you need a note from your doctor.”