Toronto Raptors at Miami Heat – March 31, 2014

• “Heatnation, always glad you’re aboard. Off we go on another Miami Heat adventure.”
• “Udonis over Patterson, U-did-it!”
• “Bosh with a left-handed crusher!”
• “The Heat getting the payoff on some very crisp passing.”
• “James Jones for 3… Kaboom!”
• “You know where he learned that? At ‘Three Stooges Basketball Camp.’ Close out with a poke in the eye… Hey Moe!”
• “James turned the corner, kept that coming… freight train on an express run right there.”
• “Oh, LeBron with a deflection and a steal. Excellent.”
• “The co-captain [UD] will warrior-up.”
• “Raptors’ shooting percentage going down like a thermometer in the middle of winter in Toronto.”
• “Look out below! LeBron James making a house call to the bottom of the rim.”
• “If your iPad had a battery like Birdman it would be up and running right now.”
• “The Legend of Birdman in Miami continues to grow.”
• “The Birdman of Biscayne Bay…”
• “Oh the steal and the slam by Bosh!” Tony: “That’s a killer right there…”

• “So it takes Miami 73 games to catch and pass Indiana for the number one spot atop the Eastern Conference …Miami’s defense is getting playoff ready.”
• LBJ: “WE can smell the playoffs – they’re right around the corner…”

Miami Heat at Milwaukee Bucks – March 29, 2014 (50th Win, for Ebony)

• “Well you think you have problems? Try out Larry Drew’s shoes, the head coach of Milwaukee bucks. What a miserable year they are suffering through. The bucks have the worst record in the NBA.”
• “The Big Buick Mismatch… Jeff Adrien, you take off your jacket and get ready to jump into the shark tank with LeBron James.”
• “Well the pitbull point guard [Toney Douglas], always relentless.”
• “Well put on your shooting goggles at home – the Heat and Bucks both start shooting 1 for 9.”
• “LeBron with a crusher!”
• “Bosh’s shot trickles off…Is there saran wrap over both rims?”
• “I am still not convinced there is not a lid on that basket!”
• “Brandon Knight on the move, and he throws it into the seats. That even misses the fan it was intended for… I got a good idea what the promotion should have been tonight: blindfolds.”
• “Birdman is the Heat’s best offensive rebounder, and he’s banging that offensive glass here in the first half.”
• “Good ball movement… James Jones is open. Kaboom! … Kaboom, you former Miami Hurricane …we salute your professionalism.”
• “Sort of a blue collar lunch pail here in the 2nd quarter.”
• “So, Coach I gotta ask: is it the Heat’s defense, Milwaukee’s pathetic offense, or a combination of the two?”
• “Battier from downtown, Kaboom!”
• “Adrien, can you please get off James Jones?”
• “The Bucks throw it into the seats again… I feel like we’re in County Stadium in Milwaukee. The Bucks’ passing is like foul balls going into the seats.”

Tony: “Gotta be careful if you’re sitting courtside…”

Eric: “They better put tops on all the soft drinks.”

Tony: “You don’t wanna get a concussion.”

• “Third foul on Jeff Adrien and it looks like Adrien wants to have a talk with James, but James is not interested in that.”
• “You’re taking a risk sitting courtside at the game. Tony, have a seat – a reclining seat. …That is a new definition of a courtside recliner.”
• “U-donis, U-did-it on a bullet pass from Norris Cole.”
• “Long hit ahead, nice catch, touchdown Miami! Udonis, U-did-it again.”
• “You know what you gotta do with the game tape? Burn it… maybe it has something to do with the team they’re playing.”
• “Another block party for Miami under the Bucks’ basket.”
• “Tony, how about the Bucks with 46 through 3 quarters? Pedestrian.”
• “‘Antetokounmpo.’ Try putting that name on your lunch box.”
• “Rashard, nice lean back lay in.”
• “Birdman with the block… Birdman with the rebound, but not for long… Birdman repels the shot… and the Birdman, protecting the nest.”
• “Bird is the word on the glass tonight… the love affair [for Birdman] in Miami is growing and growing, just like his beard.”
• “If you stay up past midnight to watch this game all over again, you need a note from your doctor.”